Some time in December my fantastic co-workers decided the actual meaning of the “fpc” in this url wasn’t working for them. Surely, “fpc” must have a more elaborate meaning. Hence a simple idea was born: create a new meaning for the acronym (i.e. a "bacronym"). A jar was placed on my desk and for one month co-workers submitted their entries. I promised that on my birthday I would read them, pick a winner, and bestow the winner with a generous prize. Knowing my creative co-workers, I should have known the competition would be fierce. Too fierce actually. So dear readers, I need your help. Any feedback would be much appreciated.
Without further ado and in no particular order:
- Fortuitous Paternal Chap
- Fentucky Pried Chicken
- Falciformed Palfreys Center
- Feed the Poor Children
- French Pancake Challenge
- Fun Preaching to Children
- Feeling Pretty Cool
- Fancy Pants Catastrophe
- Fractured Pembroke Castle
- Flip-flop Paranoid Child
- Fruity Pebbles Connoisseur
- Further Progress Contained
- Fiercely Precocious Catechisms
- Farmer Poetic Cook
- Forciferous Protagonists Convolve
- Finally, Peter’s Chaffing!
- Free Preachin’ Communicant
- Funny, Puny Children
- Finely Patterned China
- Frighteningly Pliable Concepts
- Fat Policeman’s Cupcake
- Finally, Prince Caspian!
- Freakin’ Parkour Champ
- Force People to Change
- Flatulence Prevents Cancer
- First, Pet Chaldeans
- Funk-Parliament Cheyeah!
- Fanderson, P. Chyle
- Frozen Portable Chimichangas
- Free Perry Como!
- Fish Pondering Christianity
- Fortified Pollexes, Calloused!
- Fairly Pernicious Children
- Frozen Peas & Carrots
- Functionally Paronomosaic Choruses
- Fantastically Prodigious Cortex
My vote is for "Fancy Pants Catastrophe."
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